Your stories, turned into a speech you can stand up and read.
Tell us about the person and the occasion. Your finished speech is ready within 48 hours of payment. £49 including VAT, one revision included, 14-day no-quibble refund. AI-drafted from what you tell us, and we say so.
- £49 including VAT, one price
- Within 48 hours of payment
- One revision included
- 14-day no-quibble refund
Between a generator and a speechwriter
A generator gives you text in minutes. A speechwriter can charge hundreds of pounds and take a week.
Toastwright sits between the two: you fill in a short brief with your own names and stories, and your speech is on your order page within 48 hours of payment, with one revision included and a full refund on request up to 14 days after delivery. £49 including VAT. It is AI-drafted from what you tell us, and we say so.
Seven kinds of speech
One product, one price. Pick the occasion and we write to it.
Best man
Funny without being cruel, warm without going soft. Built on your real stories about the groom.
Father of the bride
Proud, welcoming and personal. A proper tribute to your daughter and a welcome to the family.
Groom
The thank-yous in the right order, and the words about your partner that you actually mean.
Maid of honour
Your friendship in a few well-chosen stories, with a toast everyone can join.
Retirement or leaving do
A send-off that sums up the years, gets the in-jokes right and stays kind.
Milestone birthday
For an 18th, 40th, 60th or 90th. A portrait of the person, not a list of dates.
Christmas party
A short, good-humoured word for the team or the club that thanks people properly.
We do not offer eulogies or funeral tributes at the moment.
Read a sample first
Three sample speeches, each written for an invented person and drafted by AI, so you can judge the writing before you spend anything. They are samples, not customer orders.
How it works
Three steps. Most of the work is yours in step one, because the best speeches are made from true stories only you know.
Tell us the stories
Answer a short brief: who the speech is for, the occasion, the tone, the length, and the stories only you know.
Order and pay
£49 including VAT, by card. You get a private order page straight away. Bookmark it: that is where your speech will appear. Stripe emails your receipt; we do not email the speech.
Read it, then make it yours
Your finished speech appears on your order page within 48 hours of payment, written to be read aloud. Ask for one revision within 14 days of delivery if anything is off. Not happy? Full refund on request up to 14 days after delivery.
Straight talk about how it is written
Toastwright speeches are drafted by AI from the stories you give us, then edited to your brief. There is no human ghostwriter behind the curtain, and we would rather tell you that than let you assume otherwise.
- We only use what you tell us. We do not invent anecdotes about real people.
- The speech is only as personal as your brief. Three true details beat thirty adjectives.
- It is your speech. Change any word you like, and read it aloud at least twice before the day.
One price
No tiers, no extras, no subscription.
- One personalised speech for any of the seven occasions
- Written to the length and tone you choose
- On your private order page within 48 hours of payment
- One revision included, if you ask within 14 days of delivery
- Full refund on request up to 14 days after delivery
One speech written for you from your brief: £49 including VAT, on your order page within 48 hours of payment, one revision included.
Ordering is not open yet, so this button is switched off. When it opens: a short brief, then payment. Your speech within 48 hours of payment. Refund on request up to 14 days after delivery. You can already see the full brief on the order page.
Payments are switched off. The seller's details are at the foot of this page; a contact email will be published before any order can be placed. You can already read our terms of sale, refund policy and privacy notice.
Questions
Is the speech really written by AI?
Yes. It is drafted by AI from the stories and details in your brief, then edited to match the tone and length you asked for. We do not pretend a human speechwriter wrote it.
Why pay £49 when I could use a chatbot myself?
You can, and if you enjoy prompting and editing, a free chatbot may be all you need. What you pay us for is the part most people find hard: knowing what to put in, a structure that works out loud, the right length for your slot, and a finished draft with a revision - without giving up your evenings. If that is not worth £49 to you, the refund is there.
How long does it take?
Your speech appears on your order page within 48 hours of payment and we cannot promise faster. If your event is sooner than that, we are probably not the right choice.
How is this different from a professional speechwriter?
A human speechwriter interviews you and writes by hand, which can cost several hundred pounds and take a week or more. We do not offer calls or a human writer. We offer a quick, low-cost draft built from your own stories, and we are open that AI drafts it.
Will it be funny?
We write to the tone you choose and use your own stories for the humour. Nobody can honestly promise a room will laugh - that depends on delivery and the audience - so we do not.
What if I do not have many stories?
The brief prompts you. The less you tell us, the more general the speech will be. We will not make up anecdotes.
Can I change the speech myself?
Yes. It is yours. Edit it, cut it, add to it, and practise it out loud.
How do I get my speech?
After you pay you land on a private order page. Bookmark it or save the link. Your speech appears there within 48 hours of payment. We do not send the speech by email; the only email is your payment receipt from Stripe. Save a copy once it arrives: we delete the brief and the speech 30 days after delivery.
What does one revision cover?
One round of changes to the speech we delivered: tone, length, wording, or swapping in different stories you send us. Ask within 14 days of delivery. A completely different speech for a different occasion is a new order.
How does the refund work?
If you are not happy, ask for a refund at any time up to 14 days after we deliver your speech and you will get your £49 back to the card you paid with. You do not have to give a reason. This is on top of your normal rights under UK consumer law.
Will the stories I send be made public?
No. Your brief is used to write your speech and nothing else. It is deleted 30 days after we deliver your speech. Our privacy notice has the detail. No personal information is collected by this site today.
Do you write eulogies?
Not at the moment.
Who is behind Toastwright?
Toastwright is a trading name of Kevin Mayhew Limited, a company registered in England and Wales (company number 01283009). The registered office and VAT number are at the foot of this page. A contact email will be published before ordering opens.